I have a post in me about crossovers, and why I like them, and why writers should have a klaxon go off in their ear when they type "somehow they knew that," or "something told them," but for now you get bits from my theory that Neal Caffrey should be arrested by and flirt with every law enforcement team that's been on TV in the last fifteen years ( Read more... )

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Me: This fic is totally implausible! There's no way they wouldn't beam down with some kind of first aid kit, obviating the need for emergency medical buttsecks.

Robyn: Yes, that's the implausible part.

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katarik: what on earth are spock-hands?
Betty: You know, live-long-and-prosper hands.
Katarik: ???
Betty: ...wait, is Star Trek another-- OH MY GOD.
Betty: are you even FROM THIS PLANET?
Katarik: i've seen a couple episodes! honest! i saw one of the movies!
Katarik: this conversation makes merfilly say that i was decanted poorly prepped.

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Betty: I somehow scraped my knuckle on *icecream wtf* and am bleeding!
Kphoebe: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Karen: MAN
Karen: I am so impressed with you!
Betty: I do instill respect.

Brown-Betty: I remember, hmm, dimly, an anime about this all-male universe, where for some reason they've got girl-form robots where are used for, like, ... basically, domestic type stuff but not sex except by implication.

Betty: Although really, maybe I dreamed it. Trying to think of the title, all I remember is something about fruit.

odditycollector: You'd think an all ( Read more... )

odditycollector: So, has there been a Leverage fic yet called "The Blow Job"?
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petronelle:What's Black Jewels? brown_betty:It's this totally cracked out fantasy land where uh. petronelle:uh? brown_betty:It's a magical cock-ring AU petronelle:...UH. brown_betty:Yes, see, a bit hard to concisely summarize. ( And then I try, anyway, but fail at concise )

In case you're wondering "What's happened to Betty?" it's very simple. I have gone around the bend waiting for the American elections.

ETA: The world is so very beautiful.